New England Gay Pride or Elementary School Fall Equinox Festival? You decide.
The cute-quaint charm of this part of the country should be illegal. Or at least there should be warning signs- almost like traffic signs. "Dancing Children Ahead" or "Danger: Extremely Picturesque View" or "Cavorting Woodland Creatures May Distract Drivers"
As you can imagine, basic decisions like which butternut squash to choose become very difficult under these extreme conditions.